Serious question: can someone pay me like $50,000 a year to be a professional student? I’ll take class, do homework, midterms, whatever. I just want to learn for forever, and be paid for it. 

Like secret shoppers, but for teachers/classes/schools. Or like the people whose job it is to sleep on hotel mattresses and say how comfortable they are?

There was actually a job listing on Craigslist for this for a student to attend Harvard for $40K a year. http://www.boston.com/yourcampus/news/harvard/2013/12/craigslist_ad_claims_to_be_harvard_student_offers_to_pay_40k_a_year_to_attend_class_graduate_for_the.html

he's just not that into you.

To all the lovely ladies that I love and care so much about, here are some excerpts from the newly expanded edition of “HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys” by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tucillo. I hope this will bring light to your lives . Quite long but worth the…




….. fuck.

Gotta love how Pixar keeps making films relevant to our generation, huh?

Aaaaand Mike’s face is covered up again. 
The Lost Sheep
Struggling through college, double majoring in East Asian Studies and Economics with a French minor. How a lost sheep in college reflects. For my personal ramblings blog: http://irees.tumblr.com/
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